money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
Taking tequila shots while crying nbd whatevs i don’t even care
Biggest life challenge: making sure your bf doesn’t cum on your $150 Egyptian cotton sheets.
When you’re ready, come and get it.
me: i think im gunna go to Walmart, but i’ll go alone, you can wait at my house
ryan: you think i’m stupid? i know you’re going to get a junior chicken…
me: … BYE.